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Last login: 15 hours agoLamb1973: lamb1973 is a 35 year old married woman from Pennsylvania, USA.; Likes 2,807 pages, 54 videos, 613 photos • 688 fans • Received 226 reviews; Member since May 01, 2007

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Aug 19, 1:02pm: Confessions of a Mommy..
* Today, we spent an hour outside planting the left over popcorn kernels to see if a popcorn tree would grow. Damn, I wish I could tell my kids there is such thing as a popcorn tree.

* My son threw up on the carpet last night and I left it there hoping the dog would eat it.

* I cheat at Candyland so I don't have to play as long.

* I love my kids more than anything but I really LOVED my body before kids. I want my kids to go to private school....but I really want a tummy tuck more.

* Oops. I left a purple, circular stain from my wine glass on my son's school application.

* I go back to work tomorrow after being a stay at home mom for 4 years. I'm so excited to have something of my own and be away from them for awhile. I feel so damn guilty about it.

* I laughed today when my neighbor's bratty kid fell and skinned his knee.

* I gave my daughter an androgynous name so she'd have an advantage on job applications.

* I donate blood just so I can have half an hour of peace and my own juice and cookies!

* I tailored my son's spiderman mask for is Halloween costume using a patch cut from an old red polyester g-string